I love you more than mostest
This is when you tell someone you love them more than their 'mostest', and you mean it so hard it feels like you're about to vomit love all over them.
'Mostest? I love you like my dog loves my pants.'
'I don't just love you, I love you more than mostest, and I'm not even drunk.'
'You said mostest? I said mostest and I mean it.'
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