I love you like a fat loves cake
A dumb way to say you love someone, used by people who have no style and just want to make someone smile. It's like saying you're in love with a cake.
My dad said that to my mom when he forgot her birthday. It was worse than a cake in a blender.
My friend told me that line in a text. I replied with a photo of a cake and a kid eating it.
My teacher said that to the principal. He gave her an F and a cake.