i love you like a brother
A cute thing to say. It sounds nice, but it also means you're just a side dish to her main course.
You try to flirt. She says, 'I love you like a brother.' You feel like a side dish.
You text her. She says, 'I love you like a brother.' You feel like a side dish again.
You try to be funny. She says, 'I love you like a brother.' You feel like a side dish for the third time.
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