I Love You D.
I say this to Elijah because he's my twinflame and my best friend. I swear to god if I ever cheat on him, I'll get hit by a bus and my dog will laugh at me.
I love you D. You're the only one I don't poop on.
I love you D. I promise I won't date your ex's cousin.
I love you D. If you ever leave me, I'll eat your pizza and your soul.