My dad said, 'I'm not just a meatrider, I'm a full-blown meat dragon.' I said, 'You're a meat dragon with a meat dragon side dish.'

My neighbor said, 'I'm not just a meatrider, I'm a full-blown meat dragon.' I said, 'You're a meat dragon who eats meat for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks. And you're still hungry.'

My pet turtle said, 'I'm not just a meatrider, I'm a full-blown meat dragon.' I said, 'You're a meat dragon who eats meat. Also, you're a turtle. Also, you're weird.'