i love potatoes - If I had a dollar for every time I said I love potatoes, I'd

If I had a dollar for every time I said I love potatoes, I'd be rich and still hate you.

I said, 'I love potatoes,' and my friend said, 'That's why you're broke.'

I told my crush I love potatoes. He said, 'You're not a real crush.'

My dad said, 'I love potatoes.' I said, 'That's why you're still married to your mom.'