I love Linnie
Linnie is the only girl who could make me cry, laugh, and punch a wall all in one day. She’s my everything. She’s my girlfriend, my wife, and one day my kids’ mom. She’s perfect and I’d die for her.
She said I was the worst boyfriend ever. I asked for a divorce. She said yes. Then she married me.
She told my boss I was a mess. I got a raise and a promotion.
She told my dog I was ugly. The dog hated me. I cried.