I love kp - A dumb way of saying you're so in love with KP you think it'

A dumb way of saying you're so in love with KP you think it's going to save your life

KP is going to save my life, and I love it like it’s my hero

I love KP so much I even named my pet hamster after it

KP is my hero, and I would fight for it with my last breath