I Love Gays
When a parent says 'I love gays,' they mean they're proud of their son for being a fag and not caring what anyone else thinks.
My dad said 'I love gays' after I came out to him. He then told my brother he was a 'worse fag.'
My mom texted me 'I love gays' after I got into a fight with my ex. She then called my ex a 'disgrace to the human race.'
My parent said 'I love gays' in front of my cousins. They all started screaming and ran out of the house.