I love big ol' penis in my mouth - You're a meat-eating machine that enjoys face-fucking like i

You're a meat-eating machine that enjoys face-fucking like it's a holiday.

I told my dad I'd eat his leftovers if he let me skip homework.

My little brother thinks I'm a monster because I eat pizza for breakfast.

I told my crush I love him, and he said I'm weird. I said, 'You're welcome.'