I Love Angie
Angie is the best friend I ever had. She's also my future wife. She's kind of like a god to me.
Angie is my best friend, my wife, and my god. I love her like that.
If Angie was a god, I'd probably be her worshiper.
Angie is the only person who doesn't think I'm weird when I say 'I love Angie.'