I lost my crap-petite!
When you’re dying to take a crap, but the last person in the bathroom left a stink so bad it makes you want to throw up instead of go through the pain.
I lost my crap-petite! This bathroom smells like a dead raccoon took a crap in a trash can!
I was about to go, but now I'm just gonna cry in the hallway.
I had to hold it in for 10 minutes because the air was like a fart from hell.