I look like a butter - To look like a butter is to be so smooth you could slide a p

To look like a butter is to be so smooth you could slide a pizza under your skin.

I looked like a butter after my spa day, and I swear I could slide a pizza under my skin.

My friend said I looked like a butter, but I know it's because I ate a whole pizza.

I walked into the office and my boss said, 'You look like a butter, are you here to work or to flirt?'