I look beat - You’re so ugly, even the shadows don’t want to be near you.

You’re so ugly, even the shadows don’t want to be near you. No hoes in sight.

You look like a monster that just came out of a sewer. No hoes here.

You look like you were born in a dumpster. No one wants you.

You look like you stepped out of a horror movie. No one even tried to flirt.