I 'lobb' you

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Lobb is like love but way more intense and way more fake. It’s like saying you’re in love but you’ll forget about them the second they leave.
I lobb you so hard, I could’ve knocked your teeth out.
You lobb me like I was the last pizza slice at the end of the day.
I lobb you so much, I got a tattoo of your face and then I hated it.
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Lobb is when you say you love someone but it’s just a lie to make them feel good. It’s the kind of love that dies the second you get a better offer.
I lobb you so much, I almost proposed to my dog.
You lobb me like I was the only person who ever smiled at you.
I lobb you so bad, I got a second job just to afford the heartbreak.
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Lobb is a fake love that burns out fast. It’s like a firework that explodes and then poops out.
I lobb you so hard, I could’ve knocked your whole family out.
You lobb me like I was the last cupcake in the bakery.
I lobb you so much, I got a new phone just to text you.
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Lobb is when you say you love someone, but it’s just a cover for your bad decisions. It’s like love, but with more regret.
I lobb you so much, I got a divorce just to get away from it.
You lobb me like I was the only person who ever gave you a compliment.
I lobb you so hard, I had to take a vacation just to forget about it.
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Lobb is like love, but with more swear words and less meaning. It’s the kind of love you say just to get out of a fight.
I lobb you so much, I got a black eye and a new nickname.
You lobb me like I was the only person who ever took you seriously.
I lobb you so hard, I had to take a break from love for a month.
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