I like Thrusts - When you fake a hump so hard you trick your friend into thin

When you fake a hump so hard you trick your friend into thinking you're a dog and you both laugh until you cry

I told my friend I was doing yoga, but it was just me thrusting in the park

My brother thought I was a robot because I thrusted every time he walked by

My crush said I looked like a confused raccoon when I started thrusting in class