I like pie - Saying you like pie is like saying you like dirt. You like a

Saying you like pie is like saying you like dirt. You like all the flavors except pumpkin, which is the worst thing ever.

'I like pie,' he said, ignoring the fact that it was just dirt on a plate.

'I like pie,' she said, even though it was just a sad lemon slice.

'I like pie,' he said, and I just wanted to die.