i like chocolate milk - What retards say when they're too lazy to learn how to spell

What retards say when they're too lazy to learn how to spell 'lactose intolerant' and just want to drink chocolate milk all day.

'I like chocolate milk', said by a kid who spilled his milk on his pants.

'I like chocolate milk', my cousin, who can't read.

'I like chocolate milk', my brain, after I ate three candy bars.