I lift at home

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A total lie you tell yourself and anyone who asks why you don't go to the gym. You do like 5 bicep curls and call it a day, even though you look like a baby who just learned how to walk.
'I lift at home, bro.' (He was holding a 5-pound dumbbell.)
‘I lift at home, why would I go to the gym?’ (He just did 3 push-ups.)
‘I lift at home, I’m saving my energy for the weekend.’ (He’s barely standing.)
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A fake excuse you use when someone tries to drag you to the gym. It works until you realize you're just making up numbers and your biceps are the size of a potato.
‘I lift at home, I don’t need the gym.’ (He’s trying to convince himself he’s not a fraud.)
‘I lift at home, I’m too busy with my life.’ (He’s just too lazy to leave his couch.)
‘I lift at home, I’m saving my energy for the weekend.’ (He doesn’t even know what ‘energy’ means.)
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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