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A teacher's way of saying they got caught in a fib, but instead of owning up, they say they were wrong on purpose, like they're too lazy to admit they're stupid.
"I lied," said the teacher, who clearly didn't know what a lie was.
The teacher tried to say they were wrong, but it was obvious they were lying.
Teacher: "I lied." Student: "You didn’t lie, you just failed."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you're so full of crap you can actually smell the lies coming out of someone's nose.
"I smell lies," he said, sniffing the air like it was a crime scene.
She said she didn’t lie, but I smelled lies from five feet away.
I walked in and the smell of lies hit me like a punch to the face.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A New Yorker's favorite way to mock someone by telling them they're wrong, and then adding a silly rhyme that makes no sense.
"You asked for a soda, I said, "Sike I lied, I only got chips."","I asked for a burger, they said, "Sike I lied, I only got a salad."","I wanted a hot dog, they said, "Sike I lied, I only got a sandwich.""
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A stupid meme that people watched way too much, and now it's stuck in their heads like a toothache.
Vine: Person says, "I lied." Then they do a silly dance.
The meme was so bad it became a cult.
You can't escape the vine, it's in every class, every DM, every conversation.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you're in the middle of a heist and some random people show up to ruin it by saying they know everything.
I was trying to rob the gas station, and some guy walked in and said, "I know you."
I was trying to escape, but a group of people came in and said, "We know your plan."
I was about to leave, but the cops showed up and said, "We know everything."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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