I lcor pi you - A weird, low-class way to say you're in love, like you're tr

A weird, low-class way to say you're in love, like you're trying to impress a kid at the mall.

I lcor pi you, even though you spilled soda on my new shoes.

I lcor pi you, and I still don't get why you think that's cool.

I lcor pi you, and I'm gonna tell your mom if you don't shut up.