i know you zone
You're not even in the friend zone, you're stuck in the I Know You Zone. You know their name, their crush, their life, but they don't know yours. You're like a weirdo who won't stop talking to them.
You know their birthday but they don't know yours.
You like them and they think you're just a weirdo who knows them.
You try to be cool and they say, 'I know you, I don't want to be cool.'