I just want to shit with the birds - A way of saying you’re too broke, too tired, and too lazy to

A way of saying you’re too broke, too tired, and too lazy to do anything else but stare at birds and think about your life.

I just want to shit with the birds. My bank account is dead.

I just want to shit with the birds and not have to work tomorrow.

I just want to shit with the birds and forget I ever had a job.