I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico
The only thing that could outmatch anything in the world, it deletes all of the sadness, like your ex got hit by a bus and your mom got a raise.
Switching to Geico was like my ex got hit by a bus and my mom got a raise.
I saved money on my car insurance, it was like the universe gave me a hug and a coupon.
That Geico deal was so good, even my sour-faced neighbor smiled.