I just love your spray tan!
When someone lies about being sick to skip work or school and comes back looking like they were dipped in tanning oil and set on fire. Used to tease the people who think a ghost can tan in one day.
'You look like you got sprayed and exploded!'
'You’re not sick, you’re just trying to be a tan superhero.'
'Did you get a sick day or just want to be the most tan kid in class?'