I Jimined today - I got here so late my pants fell off and Jimin was the reaso

I got here so late my pants fell off and Jimin was the reason why

I Jimined today because my alarm was broken and I got chased by a raccoon

I Jimined today because I forgot my keys and got stuck in a toilet

I Jimined today because I tried to text Jimin and he didn’t reply for 3 hours