I jimin today - You were late, and it's Jimin's fault. Everyone in BTS says

You were late, and it's Jimin's fault. Everyone in BTS says Jimin is the laziest, so if you're late, you're like Jimin.

I jimin today because I slept through my alarm.

I jimin today because I got lost on the way.

I jimin today because I was too busy texting my crush.