I iz
I iz is a stupid blob from the Zizz race. He's like the boss of all the other blobs, even though they all look the same and nobody can tell them apart. He was made by some idiot in 1998 and lives in cartoon hell.
'I iz is the worst Zizz ever!' said the blob who got stuck in a vending machine.
'I iz is the reason I failed math.' said my cousin after he watched 10 episodes straight.
'I iz is the blob who ruined my lunch break.' said my teacher when I drew him on the blackboard.