I infect, therefore I am.
The virus’s stupid motto when it thinks it’s the top dog, but it’s about to get taken down by a better one. It’s like the virus’s version of 'I’m the king, and I know it.'
The virus said, 'I infect, therefore I am,' until the new one showed up and said, 'You’re just a step on the ladder.'
The virus was all, 'I infect, therefore I am,' and then the new one came and said, 'You’re just a footnote in the history of viruses.'
The virus was flexing, 'I infect, therefore I am,' and then the new one came and said, 'You’re the old man of the viral world.'