i hurd u liek mudkips?
Mudkips are those ugly little lizard things that look like they stepped out of a swamp and forgot to brush their teeth. They are the reason people still talk about Pokémon like it’s 2002 and your mom still thinks you’re cool.
My cousin’s Mudkip looks like it got hit by a truck and cried in the mud.
I tried to be cool with my Mudkip, but it just stared at me like I owed it money.
My Mudkip is so gross, I think it’s plotting against me.