i hurd u liek mudkips?
Mudkips are like the fat kid in the class who always sits in the back and eats Lunchables for lunch. They are the reason you still remember Pokémon and why your brain is still broken.
My Mudkip is the reason I failed math and still think Lunchables are a real food group.
My Mudkip looks like it got stuck in a mud pit and forgot how to walk.
I tried to impress my friend with my Mudkip, and it just blinked at me like I was stupid.