I hope you trip up the stairs
You’re so mad you’re not even trying to be clever. You just scream ‘I hope you trip up the stairs’ like it’s a death sentence.
He said my math test was worse than a broken calculator and I just said, ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’
She said my joke was dumber than a frog’s brain and I spat out, ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’
He called me a cheeseburger with no cheese and I threw my soda at him and said, ‘I hope you trip up the stairs.’