I Hope You Step on a Lego - When you’re so angry at someone, you want them to feel like

When you’re so angry at someone, you want them to feel like they’ve been stabbed with tiny bricks.

My dog ate my homework. I said to my dog: 'I hope you step on a LEGO.'

My dad didn’t let me go out. I yelled: 'I hope you step on a LEGO.'

My friend failed my test. I told him: 'I hope you step on a LEGO.'