I hope so - A half-assed way of pretending you care when you really don’

A half-assed way of pretending you care when you really don’t. It’s like saying ‘I hope’ but with zero effort and a lot of swear words.

I hope so. I just got a text saying my phone is broken.

I hope so. My cat just knocked over my coffee and it’s everywhere.

I hope so. My mom just texted me and said she’s coming over in 5 minutes.