i hit a skunk
You’re talking nonsense and you’re leaving a stink. Go back to your hideout or I’ll flatten you like a pancake.
My brother asked why the skunk was staring at him. I said, 'Because you’re dumb and you’re loud.'
My mom said, 'Why is the skunk growling at me?' I said, 'Because you’re the one who woke it up and you’re ugly.'
At the grocery store, my friend asked why the skunk was running. I said, 'Because you’re talking too much and you’re stupid.'