I hid a duke
A dirty trick where someone hides their mess in your house and tells you by leaving a note or acting like it’s no big deal.
I hid a duke in your kitchen. You’re gonna eat it when you open the fridge.
Left a note on your mirror that said, 'I hid a duke. You’re welcome.'
Told your dad I hid a duke in his car. He’s gonna throw you out.
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