i heard you weren't sure - A sarcastic way of telling you you're too dumb to pick a sid

A sarcastic way of telling you you're too dumb to pick a side.

You’re like a confused sock. You don’t know if you’re inside out or just tired.

You’re like a confused calculator. You don’t know if you’re adding or just screaming.

You’re the person who brings a calculator to a math test just in case.