I heard it's Obama's fault
When people are too dumb to realize it’s not Obama’s fault, but they still yell about it like he personally broke their TV. It’s like they think he’s a wizard who controls everything.
My cousin said Obama broke his TV. The TV was old and falling apart.
My friend’s dad said Obama caused his car to break down. He just forgot to put gas in it.
My neighbor said Obama made his dog sick. The dog ate a whole bag of chips.