My ex just texted me: 'I hear you knocking, but you're still a disaster!' I laughed and blocked him.

She kept knocking on my door at 2 AM. I told her, 'I hear you knocking, but I'm not coming out, you're still a pain!'

He said, 'I hear you knocking, but you're still a loser, I'm not letting you in!' I yelled back, 'You're still a loser!'