I hear banjo music - ‘I hear banjo music’ is when you’re so far from civilization

‘I hear banjo music’ is when you’re so far from civilization you think your own shadow is trying to ditch you.

‘I hear banjo music,’ he said. I believed him. I ran.

She said, ‘I hear banjo music,’ and I took a left turn and a right turn just to be safe.

‘I hear banjo music,’ he whispered. I screamed into my phone.