I haz a sad
A big, fake sob story about something tiny that makes you feel like a tragic hero, even though you’re just a kid with a broken brain.
My snack got eaten. I cried so hard I got a nosebleed.
I lost my eraser. I texted my best friend 12 times and cried.
My backpack was messy. I sat in the corner and cried for 10 minutes.