i have witnesses

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when you lie about having people who saw you do something, even if you're the only one who was there and you're wasted.

i had witnesses, bro. i swear. the bar was watching me.

i had witnesses, my mom. she was there. she saw me do it.

i had witnesses, my dog. he was right there. he saw me eat the last slice.

you say you have witnesses just to make someone else look bad, even if the witnesses are imaginary or your ex who still hates you.

i had witnesses, my ex. she saw you cheat on me.

i had witnesses, my neighbor. he saw you throw my trash out.

i had witnesses, my cat. she saw you steal my breakfast.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you fake having people who saw you do something, even if you're the only one who was there and you're too wasted to remember your own name.

i had witnesses, my friend. he saw me drink 10 beers.

i had witnesses, my boss. she saw me take the office candy.

i had witnesses, my brother. he saw me eat the whole pizza.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you say people saw you do something to cover up your own mistakes, even if the people you're talking about are just your imaginary friends.

i had witnesses, my imaginary friends. they saw me eat the whole cake.

i had witnesses, my imaginary dog. he saw me throw my shoes.

i had witnesses, my imaginary mom. she saw me fail the test.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you lie about having people who saw you do something, just to make it seem like you're not the one who messed up, even if you're the only one who was there.

i had witnesses, my coworker. he saw me take the last coffee.

i had witnesses, my teacher. she saw me cheat on the test.

i had witnesses, my dog. he saw me eat the whole cake.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you make up people who saw you do something, even if you’re the only one there and you’re too drunk to realize it’s pointless.

i had witnesses, my bar friend. he saw me drink 12 beers.

i had witnesses, my barista. she saw me steal the last donut.

i had witnesses, my drunk friend. he saw me fall down.

by Slangipedia 2d ago