I have two wins and you have zero
You talk trash to your friend because you beat them twice and they lost both times
You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're like a chicken that can't even cross the road.
You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're not even trying. You're like a ghost that's not even there.
You: I have two wins and you have zero. You're like a burnt-out candle. You're just not good enough.