I have to go now. My planet needs me. - What you say when you're too lazy to finish your snack and y

What you say when you're too lazy to finish your snack and you blame your planet.

I had a whole bag of chips. I said, 'My planet needs me.' And I left one chip on the table.

I was eating a sandwich. I said, 'My planet needs me.' And I threw the rest away.

I was drinking my juice. I said, 'My planet needs me.' And I spilled it on my shirt.