I have THIS! - A fake story about a friend that’s really about the person t

A fake story about a friend that’s really about the person telling it, like they’re too embarrassed to admit they’re the problem.

I have THIS! (while telling a story about his friend who cried in math class)

I have THIS! (while pretending his friend failed a test)

I have THIS! (while saying his friend got into a fight with a chicken)