I Have No Neck
A man who’s so fat, he doesn’t even know what a neck is, and he doesn’t care.
'I have no neck!' he told his friend, who was trying to help him lose weight.
'I have no neck!' he said, as he tried to walk into a room and got stuck in the doorway.
'I have no neck!' he yelled, as he tried to lift his arms and it looked like a wrestling match.
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