Friend: 'Why did you say the sky is purple?' Me: 'I don’t know anything, I just got a job here because I’m ugly and I don’t have a life.'

Person at the counter: 'What’s the password?' Me: 'I don’t know anything, I just got a job here because I’m ugly and I don’t have a life.'

Employee: 'Why are we out of chips?' Me: 'I don’t know anything, I just got a job here because I’m ugly and I don’t have a life.'