i have hot warm explosive diarrhea - Your butt is a sauna and your poop is a nuclear bomb going o

Your butt is a sauna and your poop is a nuclear bomb going off inside your pants

I have hot warm explosive diarrhea and my socks are now charred

My friend tried to hug me and got hit by my hot warm explosive diarrhea

My hot warm explosive diarrhea is so bad my mom called the fire department