I have granted kids to hell - You're so obsessed with this message that you probably think

You're so obsessed with this message that you probably think hell is a pop-up ad.

I thought hell was a pop-up ad and I clicked it. Now I’m stuck in a loop of pain.

I tried to escape hell by decoding this message. It didn’t work.

I decoded this message and now I’m in hell with a side of ads.