I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up - You're stuck on the floor, and you're too lazy to even try m

You're stuck on the floor, and you're too lazy to even try moving.

I fell and just stayed there because I was too lazy to get up.

I tripped and didn't even bother trying to move. I was like, 'I'm staying here.'

I got knocked down and said, 'I'm not moving. I'm taking a break.'